27 10월 2006


Since you wankers were NO HELP in the story department, I had to enlist the help of my kids. They came up with an awesome story all by themselves!! I was so proud!! Usually this class can't string a sentence together to save their lives!! So here it is...and don't be too hard on them - they're 6 Korean (5 years old everywhere else in the world). Check them out pretending to be monsters...aren't they cute??

One day I saw a monster. It had one huge eye. He was big like a dinosaur. His fur was gray and black. He had long claws that he used to eat children and babies. He had big, sharp teeth. I wasn't scared, but Jessica Teacher was. THE END!!!

Then we made little paper cup monsters which they of course ended up beating each other with because they wouldn't be Yellow class if they weren't fighting!!


26 10월 2006

I'm not so good at this decision making thing...

I was supposed to go back to the Doctor today, so I sent a text to a friend asking for some luck. I didn't hear back and I just figured that was a sign. So I didn't go. In hindsight, I probably should've thought "Hey, it's the middle of the day, people have shit to do..." and, well, I should've gone to the appointment, especially since I'm sure everything would have been fine.

Truth?? I don't even really believe in luck. I was just too scared to go.

So, yeah...not the best decision when thinking about my long term health, but at least I'm still cute...

Stolen from Shells...

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
George Bush, and hopefully the shrapnel would take out most of his administration.

2.You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Aerosmith

3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Hippies. And Celine Dion.

4.What is your favorite cheese?
It's all good.

5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Lance Armstrong on one side, Taye Diggs on the other, and me in the middle!!! :)

6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Lance Armstrong. I know it says movie celebrity...he had that cameo in Dodgeball, remember???

7.You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
It would be the lead singer from Morphine, but he's dead so that's a no. Usher is hot, but he'd have to pinky swear not to talk or sing the whole time. Actually, I'm over my musician phase (THANK GOD!!!). I can't think of any I'd go out of my way for. Oohh...maybe Ben Folds? Or Elvis Costello (remember my love for dorks...)

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Shoes.

9.You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Nepal.

10.Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Hike the Annapurna region. When I'm finished, I'll use the loot to buy more shoes. Duh.

11.An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Beer.

12.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'd like to stop the movie Titanic from ever having been made.

13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No stupid people allowed.

14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It would involve me travelling alot.

15.What is your favorite curse word?
In what language? In English it's a tie between fuck and cunt. Everyone knows my favorite Korean curse word...HAHAHAHA!!

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Ask them to tell me a bedtime story.

17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what's the item?
I don't have anything in Korea that I really care about. In PA? Can I let everything burn in exchange for being able to take Andy's cat back into the burning house???

18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Try to take over the world. Then, have a beer.

19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
I'd want to be able to cure cancer.

20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
All these questions about living in the past...it's not for me.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Having Brownie as a brother?? HA! Just kidding, I wouldn't trade him for the world.

22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Can I start my own country?? It'll avoid the hassles of getting kicked out of every one I move to.

23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Whichever one is within walking distance to my house.

24.Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out...I can FLOAT!"?
Stephanie's. She's the only one who lets me get away with saying the word "Dude."

25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Einstein.

26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
All my family members have died fairly easy deaths when they were much older, it'd be nice to have them back, but it would also be nice to give someone their child back...Actually, I don't think I'd want that kind of power.

27.What's your theme song?
It changes daily.

24 10월 2006






Let's Play A Game...

I've been a little mopey lately. Fucking sue me. Know what would cheer me up??? A bedtime story. I'm not kidding. It works everytime. I love falling asleep to happy thoughts (get your minds out of the gutter, those aren't the kind of happy thoughts I'm talking about!!). So last night I put alot of energy into trying to convince my buddy Dave to tell me a bedtime story. This is what I got..."Once upon a time far far away in a magical kingdom - GO TO SLEEP!!!" Worst story ever. No plot, zero character development. His second attempt was something about a boy delivering pizzas to a sorority house...I've already seen the movie :)

So, we'll use Dave's opening line (minus the rude ending, of course) and you guys can complete it for me so I can finally get some sleep. OK? AND MAKE IT FUCKING CHEERFUL!! With carebears and smurfs and unicorns and shit, got it? Oh, and a princess. With a name that coincidentally rhymes with "Jes." :) :) :)

Once upon a time, far far away in a magical kingdom...

I Look Hot...

I just woke up with a HUGE mosquito bite on my face...

23 10월 2006

I've Had Better Days...

So...this weekend I was supposed to head south to Yeosu with a few friends, but unfortunately I had to stay in Seoul for a little trip to the hospital. Thanks to everyone who kept their fingers (and other parts) crossed for me. The results weren't terrible, but they weren't great either. I had figured I'd have a low platelet count since lately whenever someone so much as glances at me it leaves a bruise but the rest I wasn't expecting. Still, it could be much worse so I'm grateful for what I have. I have no fun stories from the weekend since I spent most of it quite bummed, a little self absorbed and a lot lonely (the exception being Saturday evening - thanks guys!!). Tonight RL is coming over with something chocolate and deep fried so that should help cheer me up, and will maybe give me something fun to talk about!! I think the next few weeks are going to suck for me physically and emotionally, so if you want to send some kind vibes my way it'd be much appreciated!!

22 10월 2006

MST3K Best of Vol. 2

HAHAHA!!! I might've had a little too much time on my hands today...

I'M BORED...

1.The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Doesn't matter since I have Caller ID. If I don't want to talk I won't answer.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I'm usually a voyeur.
4. Do you take compliments well?
If they're given well.
5. Are you an active person?
Yes.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?
Survive and thrive.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
No.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Not the sleep away kind. Lots of day camps.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Kickball. I also spent many many hours playing UNO with my cousins & brothers at Penns Creek.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married would you?
NO. nonononono.
11. Are you judgmental?
Only if you're a hippie, in which case I absolutely loathe you and do not want you to read my blog.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Of course. But they would have to tolerate my beliefs.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Hmm...stalk or be stalked?? Lately neither. I'm a little sick of the whole thing. I like when things are easy peasy.
14. Use three words to describe yourself:
Why don't you guys answer this one for me???
15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf. In fact, sometimes when certain people talk to me I wish I were deaf.
16. Are you continuing your education?
Everyday is a learning experience.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
No. And I have zero desire to learn.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save?
Myself.
19. How often do you read books?
All the time. I love reading.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I'm a big fan of living in the moment. Definitely the present.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
More Spaghetti, I Say!!
22. Have you kissed any of your MySpace friends?
I don't use MySpace.
23. How tall are you?
5’8.5"
24. Where is your ideal house located?
Ideally, I'll have several all over the world.
25. Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies?
For me? Usually nothing. For men? Anything but a thong.
26. Last person you talked to?
Dave...who was not nearly as happy about my news as I had expected him to be.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Of course.
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
It's been ages.
29. What are your keys on your key chain for?
My apartment.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
I made it from my bed to the refrigerator and then to the TV...about 17 steps in all.
31. Where is your current pain at?
He lives on S. 15th Street in Allentown... :)
32. Do you like mustard?
Yes, but I hate honey mustard.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
I'd rather be eating.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Neither. I really don't look like anyone in my family. My brother used to make me cry by insisting I was adopted.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
I take very long showers, but I don't bother with hair or makeup so I still get ready quicker than most girls.
36. Can you do a split?
Not anymore, though it's been awhile since I've tried...
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I have a huge list of movies I want to watch.
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
No, I prefer ketchup...
39. What did you do for New Year's?
Went to a friend's house.
40. Do you think "The Grudge" was scary?
Yes, but I get scared pretty easily.
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
My own stupidity.
42. How much money do you have on you right now?
17,000 won
43. What are you drinking?
Yucky Maxim coffee.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can't even imagine!!!
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
N
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
I don't watch it.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Not nearly enough.
48. Do you like Carebears?
Yes, but not nearly as much as I like the Smurfs. Especially Brainy Smurf.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
Popcorn and a drink
50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes, but I'm terrible. No poker face, I can't sit still...it's pretty much a given that I'll lose all of my cash.
51. Do you wear your seat belt?
Hardly ever.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Usually nothing, but if others are around I have cute sea monkey pjs for warmer months and even cuter pjs for cold months.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
My birth.
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
5 plus snacks.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
Not anymore.
56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
I don't get the big deal about MySpace.
57. What's you favorite NFL team?
Steelers! And anyone playing the Eagles.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like funny people who know how to be serious when they need to be.
59. Ever been to Vegas?
Several times...too many to count. I completed an externship at UNLV, so for awhile I was heading to Vegas every month. I love it there!!!
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Not yet. But I will.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Yes.
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I plead the 5th...
63. Do you hate chocolate?
Hate chocolate?!?!? What kind of crazy question is that?!?!?
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
We don't really fight, but I do get alot of comments about my chosen lifestyle.
65. Is anyone mad at or irritated with you right now?
Probably.
66. Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? (apologies to those who don't celebrate Christmas)
I don't remember the last time I was home for XMas. When I was little it was always Christmas morning, but as I got older we exchanged on Christmas Eve since none of us could be bothered to wake up early on Christmas morning.
67. What's your favorite preparation for eggs?
Over Easy, but only if I have toast. If there's no toast then scrambled.
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
An octopus trainer.
69. Are you easy to get along with?
I think I'm pretty easy to get along with but not very easy to get close to. I only share personal info when asked, and even then sometimes I decline.
70. What is your favorite time of day?
Anytime I'm not working.
71. Who was your best girlfriend/boyfriend?
Andy. Best boyfriend, best friend, best partner...no one comes close to competing with him.
72. Who do you hate?
Hippies.
73. Would you ever date your first love again?
If he moved away from Chicago...
74. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Nope.
75. Current mood?
Blah. I'm bored, it's raining, blah blah blah....