15 12월 2007

The best thing about the place I go to change my hairstyle is the sexy assistant who washes my hair. I love him. It would be a much better, uh, experience, though if he would quit apologizing every time he pulled my hair. I mean, there are better things he could be saying while pulling my hair, right? Things like...oh, wait, my mom reads this. Guess I'll keep those thoughts to myself!

In other news, I'm getting pretty excited for tonight!!!

posted by Jes @ 13:42 1 comments

14 12월 2007





Went out to meet Joel and Achilles (Arkillis? Hercules? What's your fucking name?) for a few drinks last night. Don't worry, I was a good girl and returned home by midnight, unlike some people who sent me a text at 2:40 a.m.!!! On a school night?!? I would never do such a thing!! Anyway, it was a good time. Man, those boys make me laugh!! Here's some quotes from last night that probably aren't funny to anyone but us.
Achilles' family: You're going to Korea? You're soooo fucked.
Joel: I'm volunteering with orphans tomorrow...well, OK, I'm getting up to say goodbye to Steve.
Me: I have a slot machine you can play!
Joel: It ain't coming up cherries!
(sorry, mom!)
Joel: For a gay man I'm an awful big breast boy.
Achilles: Nothing to hate about breasts!
Not funny? Maybe you had to be there. Yay Friday!!! Tonight I'll be in Jamsil to see Jesus Christ Superstar with KBS. Yes, you read that right and yes, I was a bit surprised myself. Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary party for Bliss!!!

posted by Jes @ 07:09 3 comments

Interesting...

And yet they still can't put a sandwich together, or figure out how to import cinnamon frosted pop tarts...


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071212/sc_afp/healthscienceskoreacloning

posted by Jes @ 06:57 3 comments

13 12월 2007

Last night Mino tricked me into hanging out with him by promising to go see Hairspray with me. So I show up to meet him and he's all, "Oh, I have an exam tomorrow...I don't have much time. I can't watch the movie. Let's just hang out." WHAT?!?!? If you don't have time, then don't ask me to go, retard! So we wandered around like we always do when we hang out...through Gwanghamun, through City Hall, into Myeong Dong...with me pointing out that by now the movie would have been over so we should have gone to see it. I'm charming like that.

Have you guys seen the lights yet? They're so pretty! I didn't take any pictures of them, but here's some from last year...it looks exactly the same, and I was wearing the same jacket so I should've just lied and said I took them last night.

OK, I couldn't find them. Check the archives or go there yourself if you're that interested. Instead, I offer you holiday cheer in the form of my buddy Ray humping a Christmas tree, and the love of my life RL humping me in a dirty makolli hut, which is clearly the best place to be humped. Enjoy.

posted by Jes @ 08:50 0 comments

Hi Gaylord!!!
There, I updated. Now would you freaks please stop emailing me?!? ;)

posted by Jes @ 08:45 6 comments