08 6월 2007

More Cuteness Than You Can Shake a Stick At

So my mom said, "POST MORE PICTURES OF YOUR KIDS!" And those of you who know my mom know that she is not the kind of woman you argue with. So here you go. A few of my cute cute supercute kids. Also known as Green class. Try not to throw up.

What Are You Doing Next Weekend???

Just a heads up for those of you back home that Chick Correa and Bela Fleck are playing at the Keswick on Friday (15 June). Everyone should go. Seriously, I can't even imagine what a great show it's gonna be. And you should also get me some CDs and maybe a T-shirt. :) Keswicktheatre.com for details and tickets.

No need to thank me...I'm always looking out for others. That's just how I am.

06 6월 2007

Passport.....check
Bathing suit(s).....check
John Irving novel.....check

I'm going to Bali!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

05 6월 2007

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna go ahead and add another item to the list of things you should not be saying in my presence until further notice. Really, you're all a bunch of fucking idiots. If you don't know what to say - which is perfectly understandable - then just keep your mouth shut.

Anyway, number 9 (scroll down for the other 8):

"I thought you studied Tae Kwon Do???"

Insensitive motherfuckers.

04 6월 2007

So Saturday night I went to dinner with my friend Mic. We went to Apgujeong (after he showed up *ahem* an hour late!!!) to eat at Mad For Garlic. You guys ever been there? Anyway, we get to our seats, I open my menu, and he takes it from me and says, "I'll just order for you, OK?"

"Uh..........(long silence)......(crickets chirping)......(several slow blinks)......(does he not realize that I've got a ton of pent up rage and am seriously hovering on the brink of a nervous breakdown???).....oh....kay...."
So he checks out the menu and is all Korean jibber-jabbing with the waitress and instead of paying attention so I know what he's ordering I'm sitting there with 2 thoughts running through my brain. (1) So much for those 36 credits in woman's studies taken at my private, liberal arts, man hating, female college. Seriously, of those 36 I think at least 27 were in courses designed to teach you why one should not let a man "just order for you." I keep my feminist rants/raves/ideas/opinions/essays etc. away from this blog since I know most of you can't read anyway and only come here to steal pics of me, RL, and Shells (yeah, I got site-meter, fuckers!!) but seriously it was a big step letting someone else order for me. And my other thought? "Please, please, please don't let me end up with a plate full of cabbage, raw garlic, and sweet pickles covered in mayonnaise." Cause let's face it, around here that's a very real possibility.

I'm sure you'll be relieved to find out that he did a fantastic job. So fantastic that I'm never making another decision when he's around again. He can just go ahead and pick everything. We shared some kind of awesome spicy seafood pasta and a gorgonzola cheese pizza. It was gooood.
So go ahead...ask why I let him order for me. I'll tell you...I've got no shame...I let him order because he was the one holding onto our tickets for CIRQUE DU SOLEIL!!!! Only my friends from back home will understand, because they know how truly nutters I am for this Cirque stuff. He could have taken back my right to vote and I would have kept my mouth shut until after the show.
We ate and headed off to Jamsil Sports Complex for the show, with me jumping up and down the whole time saying "AREN'T YOU EXCITED?!?!?!? I'M SOOOO EXCITED!!!!!" and him saying "Uh...yeah...I'm sure it'll be...nice?" I kept trying to explain what Cirque was but he probably didn't understand since I was beside myself with excitement and my brain was moving quicker than my mouth so I was probably sounding something like this, "It's like, ohmygod these people, and then, really it's the coolest thing ever!! And then dancing, and jumping and...and oh yeah!! there's this other thing where they're all like...and then these costumes and stuff, and oh in a tent...seriously, I'm so excited! What time is it? Are we gonna get there on time???"

To keep from making a short story any longer, the show was great. I loved it, he loved it, the rest of the audience loved it, and after the show we went to Gangnam to meet fellow hashers The Voice and Kimchi Fridge (known as Mark and Jade in the non-hashing world) for a few beers at one of the coolest bars I've been to in Seoul. It was a great, great night. Perfect, really.

Showing up at my door with ice cream is a really good way to cheer me up. Showing up at my door with 5 different kinds of ice cream?!? That's pretty much a guarantee that if I ever have children I will name them all after you.

And breaking your diet to eat galbi at a dirty little food tent with me, just to make sure that I get out of my apartment, is awesome. And walking me home and hanging out with me until I'm tired enough to fall asleep is really fanfuckingtastic.

And the phone calls, emails, texts, sandwiches, jokes, not letting me walk home alone even when I say I'm fine, and other general going out of your way for me stuff...really, you guys are all so awesome.

I'm really lucky to have the friends that I have. Really lucky. I hope they know how much I love them.

Here's a few things NOT to say to me right now.

1. You should be flattered. It's because you're very beautiful.
2. Sometimes people do bad things when they drink alcohol.
3. You should really be more careful.
4. You should go home earlier.
5. He probably thought you were Russian.
6. Why do you look so tired/Why can't you sleep?
7. Do you think you'll have scars?
8. Can I see?

I could go on and on, because apparently the levels of insensitivity around here have no limits. Lucky for me I have amazing friends and family to balance out all the bullshit. I still wanna go home, but I'm feeling a little less crazy everyday.