04 11월 2006

Seriously

I FUCKING HATE RACHELLYNN

posted by Jes @ 13:09 4 comments

Ode To Beaks







Tonight is Beaker's going away party. I'm bummed that he's leaving, and super jealous that he's spending a few months in Thailand before returning to Canada. Maybe we can get him drunk enough to convince him to stay...Come find us in Hongdae and buy him (or me) a shot!!! Wanna know a little known fact about Beaks??? He was the first boy to kiss me when I turned 30...

posted by Jes @ 11:05 6 comments

Public Service Announcement #2

Turns out staying home alone, drinking alot of vodka, and trying to teach yourself to breakdance maybe isn't the best idea ever...

posted by Jes @ 11:02 7 comments

03 11월 2006

So tonight I have 2 awesome comics to read, a bottle of vodka, and B-boy Showdown is on TV. My heart is seriously pumping pure joy right now.

posted by Jes @ 20:27 2 comments


Tonight I headed over to Itaewon to meet Jamey for a cheeseburger and some beer. Shortly after we ordered RL, Heidi, and Min showed up. :) Jamey ended up leaving pretty early since he has a midterm exam tomorrow, so the rest of us headed over to Jester's for more beer. Heidi and Min left early because they were "tired." Yeah, right. We know why they really left! Once they were gone, RL and I came up with the brilliant plan to start our own gang, and we quickly began giving nicknames to everyone who was automatically "in." Which is only the 4 of us, of course. All you other suckers need to be initiated properly, ya know??? And from now on, you can call me Jagged Edge. I wanted to name Shells Adjective McNoun - clearly the best name EVER - but RL shot me down because she thought Shells would hate it. But we did agree to refer to her by that name in private. :)

Best quotes of the night:

"I know all about Global Business. I live it!!" said with way to much enthusiasm by Min

"I don't like shrubs. Which is odd because I really like bush." RL. Who else???

"Judge us how you will, at least we're not ugly!!"
"Yeah, that comforts me in my time of need..." Me & RL

posted by Jes @ 00:07 10 comments

02 11월 2006


Last night I crossed the river to Gangnam to have a few (too many) beers with my new buddy. Turns out he's pretty awesome...I even agreed to try snowboarding with him this winter and you guys know how I feel about the whole cold/wet combo. On our way back to the subway we decided to stop at a fortune teller. And by "we" I mean he was pretty much against it but I wanted to go and needed a translator. The deal was that for 5,000 won she'd tell me everything I needed to know about my future love life. So it looks like yours truly will be meeting someone tall this winter. Seriously, that's what I got. Someone tall who isn't right for me. Story of my life, eh? But she also said my new friend and I would have fun together, and that I was more mature than him (you can stop laughing anytime now) and - LISTEN UP CAUSE THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART - she said I have all the power in the relationship!! I can't wait to start abusing that! HAHAHA!!!

posted by Jes @ 23:44 2 comments

I do some of my best dancing in the elevator of my building. It's a shame I don't live on a higher floor...

posted by Jes @ 23:34 2 comments

A Few Parasailing Pics...





Taken about 2 weeks ago when we decided it'd be a good idea to jump off a mountain and then go drink makolli. We had a nice little chuckle over the guy strapping knee pads onto me, but don't worry Mom, I didn't really understand why it was funny...

posted by Jes @ 18:27 0 comments

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

In case you were thinking of watching My Super Ex-Girlfriend...don't.

posted by Jes @ 08:53 3 comments



I stole this picture from RL and I'm posting it because (1) she looks hot and (2) see that thing that Francis is doing in the background? We get that alot...

posted by Jes @ 08:46 6 comments

01 11월 2006

The problem with believing that people get what they deserve is that when shitty things happen to you you're left wondering what the hell you did that was so bad...

posted by Jes @ 16:52 15 comments

This week in 1983 "Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton was the #1 pop hit.

posted by Jes @ 09:06 3 comments

31 10월 2006

What Are Friends For???

So last night I'm crying/whining on the phone to Andy (did you see his awesome costume below, btw???) about my awful health problems, how much weight I've lost and how disgusting it's made me look/feel, and basically just filling him in on what a shitty person I've been lately (it's true, and I'm fucking sorry!!!) and he replies, "Since you've lost so much weight, are your arms still so huge???"

At least someone can laugh at all this. I haven't quite reached that place yet.

posted by Jes @ 18:43 9 comments

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

My bestest friend QNL gets my vote for best costume...a breathalyzer test!! He said people were blowing him all day!! HAHAHA!!! Hashers can find more LVH3 Halloween Hash pics HERE.

posted by Jes @ 04:47 8 comments

Only In Yaksu

It's 1 a.m. and there's some kind of crazy, drunken (I hope) group of men outside my building SINGING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS!! They're alternating between opera and some type of ridiculous barbershop quartet type thing. It's so heinously awful I thought I had to be imagining it, but Joseph heard it too so I know I'm not crazy. I really, really need them to shut the hell up immediately.

posted by Jes @ 01:00 2 comments

30 10월 2006

posted by Jes @ 23:55 8 comments