Since you wankers were NO HELP in the story department, I had to enlist the help of my kids. They came up with an awesome story all by themselves!! I was so proud!! Usually this class can't string a sentence together to save their lives!! So here it is...and don't be too hard on them - they're 6 Korean (5 years old everywhere else in the world). Check them out pretending to be monsters...aren't they cute??
One day I saw a monster. It had one huge eye. He was big like a dinosaur. His fur was gray and black. He had long claws that he used to eat children and babies. He had big, sharp teeth. I wasn't scared, but Jessica Teacher was. THE END!!!
Then we made little paper cup monsters which they of course ended up beating each other with because they wouldn't be Yellow class if they weren't fighting!!
posted by Jes @ 08:48
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Did any of the monsters resemble a Swamp Monster?
I'm the only swamp monster here!!
There once was a girl trapped in a bland office, working as a slave day after day. Then a Good looking wealthy,smart, intelligent man walked into her office and asked her to marry him. He said she could travel year round and gave her a credit card with no limit..and they lived happily ever after.
The End.
Trojan... is the man also funny?
Trojan... is the man also funny?
Looks like he might have a stutter though :)
Shit...Funny would be top of my list. How did i forget to add that?
Yes Rockstar, he would make you shoot milk out your nose from laughter:)
It's obviously a fairy tale. Such a man does not exist.
Well, I am going to pretend that Trojan just totally described George Eads from CSI and that he is coming for me. WOO HOO!
Here's another game. make up your own words by changing one letter;
Each year the Washington Post asks readers to take any word from the dictionary ...
alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition.
a.. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
b.. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
c.. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
d.. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
e.. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
f.. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
g.. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
h.. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
i.. Glibido: All talk and no action.
j.. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you have been smoking marijuana.
And, the pick of the literature:
a.. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass
HAHAHA!!! Thanks for the laugh! Maybe my drs. are wrong and I'm actually suffering from hipatitis!!!
There's no cure
oh trust me, i'm well aware of the word 'terminal.'
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