Deeper Shade Of Seoul

Stolen from Shells...

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
George Bush, and hopefully the shrapnel would take out most of his administration.

2.You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Aerosmith

3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Hippies. And Celine Dion.

4.What is your favorite cheese?
It's all good.

5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Lance Armstrong on one side, Taye Diggs on the other, and me in the middle!!! :)

6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Lance Armstrong. I know it says movie celebrity...he had that cameo in Dodgeball, remember???

7.You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
It would be the lead singer from Morphine, but he's dead so that's a no. Usher is hot, but he'd have to pinky swear not to talk or sing the whole time. Actually, I'm over my musician phase (THANK GOD!!!). I can't think of any I'd go out of my way for. Oohh...maybe Ben Folds? Or Elvis Costello (remember my love for dorks...)

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Shoes.

9.You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Nepal.

10.Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Hike the Annapurna region. When I'm finished, I'll use the loot to buy more shoes. Duh.

11.An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Beer.

12.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'd like to stop the movie Titanic from ever having been made.

13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No stupid people allowed.

14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It would involve me travelling alot.

15.What is your favorite curse word?
In what language? In English it's a tie between fuck and cunt. Everyone knows my favorite Korean curse word...HAHAHAHA!!

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Ask them to tell me a bedtime story.

17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what's the item?
I don't have anything in Korea that I really care about. In PA? Can I let everything burn in exchange for being able to take Andy's cat back into the burning house???

18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Try to take over the world. Then, have a beer.

19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
I'd want to be able to cure cancer.

20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
All these questions about living in the past...it's not for me.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Having Brownie as a brother?? HA! Just kidding, I wouldn't trade him for the world.

22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Can I start my own country?? It'll avoid the hassles of getting kicked out of every one I move to.

23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Whichever one is within walking distance to my house.

24.Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out...I can FLOAT!"?
Stephanie's. She's the only one who lets me get away with saying the word "Dude."

25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Einstein.

26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
All my family members have died fairly easy deaths when they were much older, it'd be nice to have them back, but it would also be nice to give someone their child back...Actually, I don't think I'd want that kind of power.

27.What's your theme song?
It changes daily.

posted by Jes @ 14:36