Biographers, Take Note...
One little known fact about me for each year of life on this planet. 24 in all...1. I am a super hero. And a rock star.
2. I was Edison Elementary's 5th grade spelling bee champion.
3. I predict that the Pittsburgh Pirates will win the 2007 World Series.
4. I have tattoos.
5. I also predict that the world will end in the year 2019.
6. I cry at movies.
7. I am not really 24.
8. I had a purple bedroom when I was little. With unicorn pictures.
9. I do not trust people who don't drink.
10. I am the world's best parallel parker. In any vehicle.
11. I want to be a Beastie Boy when I grow up.
12. I sing in the shower.
13. I will not eat sushi. It's disgusting.
14. I have beaten Tony Sandler at Dead or Alive. Several times.
15. I think Tim Burton is a genius.
16. I have been arrested one time.
17. I have been kicked out of better places than this.
18. I once played a pancake in the school play, which may be why I love them so much.
19. I taught John Popper to play the harmonica.
20. I am like fly paper for freaks.
21. I think bacon makes everything better.
22. I do not understand why Aerosmith is famous.
23. I am not living up to my potential.
24. I have no sense of direction.
posted by Jes @ 10:17
31 Comments:
Hell yeah, go Pirates!
'Stros all the way!
What?!? Who?!? You must be their one and only remaining fan.
arrested???!!!!
The 'stros only have fans when they're in the world series.
Did I say arrested?!? I meant...umm...fuck! I didn't know you were reading this!
But since you are reading this...I'll be home sometime Saturday evening. Probably 6ish or so. Leaving again Monday morning.
does that mean you want dinner?
Middleswarth BBQ chips and Yuengling Lager are fine with me. Actually, I'll be out Saturday night and probably with Amy most of Sunday so you only have to feed me Sunday night.
Whoa Brownie has a mom, somehow I always thought he was hatched some where or a medical expirment that went astray.
I could of sworn he was a pod person.
Jes...I was almost arrested in Corpus by a bike cop for peeing in public, not my best moment....NOTE: Slut Slinger was my look out...he sucks.
he was probably watching you pee, that boy is all about the golden showers, or at least that is what Tuck It tells me
Oh No! Please tell me you're kidding. I'll never be able to look at Slut with a straight face again!
I was not happy...luckily many corpus hashers are cops...so I got the ticket dismissed later that night, however Slut still sucks as a look out...but he and DOF rock at Karaoke:)
it is all about the stage presence
Nope...come April, I will be making road trips to Houston again for games! Gotta watch my boy Lance. :)
Wait a second...You and parking?!
Things we have in common on your list: #6, 13, 16 and 21. But sorry, you and Brownie are crazy if you think #3 will come true! ;)
AG...I'm a little shocked at #16....never would of thought that.
It was actually for something VERY stupid, but I was still put in the back of a police car, finger printed, and sat in jail. Since I was so cooperative though, no handcuffs!
Why isn't anyone a little more surprised that I've been arrested? Even my own mother was only mildly shocked!
It's always the sweet angelic looking ones you have to watch out for, plus your Brownie's sister....
You are the female version of Brownie
Raf don't ever say that again. Right now I have this nice picture of her, you introduce him to the equation and that picture is tainted. Let her blow the idea I have of her away when she pukes in a bucket and sticks her finger up her nose.
you still didn't tell me WHY you were arrested.
Danger...Danger Will Robinson!
I am almost positive she was arrested for being too cool.
There ought to be a law against how fucking cool I am!
and so i finally take the time to read this damned thing...while in my loved/hated employer's office...only to find out that she thinks sushi is disgusting! well...that's about all I can take of this BLOG! I'm gonna sign off, run downstairs and eat some DELICIOUS RAW FISH! Mmmmm...EEl...mmmm...monk fish liver....have fun in Seoul Dude, at least there it's just dog you have to eat...SUCKA! ; }
I'm gagging at the thought of raw fish. Eck!
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