HA HA!!
You guys have seen the whole 'google' thing that's going around, right? Where you type in your first name and then the word 'needs' and see what comes up? I've seen it on many different sites but hadn't tried it, and today DNA's blog reminded me of it. So check this out!!What is the Jes-Extender
The Jes-Extender is a non surgical penis enlargement device which uses traction to naturally make the penis larger - both in length and girth. The Jes-Extender has sold over 100.000 units.
The Principle of Jes-Extender
The Jes-Extender uses traction to assist the human body's natural ability to change and develop under physical influence. If a certain part of the body is exposed to a constant, permanent stretch, the cells in this area begin to divide and multiply, thus increasing the tissue mass. The enlargement will consequently happen in both the length and width (girth) of the penis. This natural principle has been known and used through centuries in many different cultures in order to develop or extend various body parts.
HA HA!! My very own penis enlarger!! And, boys, it's only 49 US dollars!! Here's some other things that came up under 'jes needs'
1. Jes needs home for a bit
2. Jes needs sunlight
3. Jes needs an exorcism.
4. Jes needs to come.
5. Jes needs to remember.
5. Jes needs a handler.
6. Jes needs to be louder.
7. Jes needs a good spanking right about now.
8. Jes needs access.
9. Jes needs some tweaking.
10. Jes needs to fix up her signature.
Lots of hysterical stuff came up under 'jessica needs' as well, but I just can't be bothered to type it all out now.
posted by Jes @ 21:11
10 Comments:
HAHA! Rachel Lynn would appreciate this one...for me it said
Shelly needs a sammich! STAT!!!
Also..
Shelly needs a favor...
Shelly needs a few more weeks of 'bone healing'
Shelly needs deliverance from cigarettes
Shelly needs to give up her salary and go out as an evangelist
Mmmm...let's eat sammiches on saturday!
I think I'm going to enjoy your free days almost as much as you are!!
go out AS an evangelist, or go out WITH an evangelist??
Here are some more..
it is Shelly needs to go ot as an evangelist.
Shelly needs a vacation.
-Shelly needs to find you.
-Shelly needs to hear it and get her washboard goin.
-Shelly needs an avatar.
-Shelly needs her spirits lifted, and sponsoring a student in the Academic Challenge seems the answer
Sounds like Jes needs to go back to the spa and get some of those issues worked out!
Yah Jes has the hot pic posted again!
I posted it just for you, DOF!! :)
I get "jt needs to slow down and keep his mouth shut."
Haaaa, my brother's name is jt. Haaaa. he does need sometimes to keep his mouth shut!
My fave one of yours was "Jes needs to be louder." So true. We haven't been shushed nearly enough. . . Have you guys ever checked out Googlism? It's also a riot!
http://www.googlism.com
That's funny, because I always feel like whenever we're out we are being SO LOUD!! I can't believe we don't piss more people off!
ps...last night when we were rehashing we forgot about saejin's wrong number! hee hee!
I will NEVER forget about Saejin and the wrong number!! HAHAHAH
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