Question: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley, and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer: Get off the children's merry-go-round. You're drunk.
HAAAAA!! HA! Thank God I have Brownie to steal shit from...this was on his blog first.
01 8월 2006
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2 Comments:
Hahaha. I was going to say "sober up" but you had the same idea :)
You know the only time your blog is worth reading is when you steal my crap!
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