27 7월 2006

Have you ever been lying on your living room floor, watching a movie and eating yummy shin ramyeon, when you notice a big, black, hairy asian bug awfully close to you, causing you to jump about 20 feet in the air while screaming like an infant being murdered, further causing you to spill your ramyeon and aloe juice all over yourself, your pillow, and the floor, breaking a cup and losing a chopstick under the couch in the process? And then you find out that the big, black, hairy asian bug is actually just a piece of fuzz from your sweatshirt?

Yeah, me neither.

posted by Jes @ 12:14

18 Comments:

At 1:31 오후, Anonymous 익명 said...

Why didn't you take a picture? You know what I am a bug killer.

 
At 2:52 오후, Blogger Bart said...

just found your blog... but you found mine first... think we had the same blog post title (Lost in the Translation)

I have a black bathroom rug that is always generating phantom bugs.

 
At 5:05 오후, Blogger SJ said...

Oh I've never done that... *cough*... (*examines piece of paper on desk)...

 
At 8:38 오후, Anonymous 익명 said...

Happens to me at least twice a week. I hate bugs.

 
At 10:18 오후, Anonymous 익명 said...

I have freaked out before. Internally. No one noticed.

 
At 10:19 오후, Blogger Jes said...

Unfortunately I think my whole building noticed. It was a loud scream!!

 
At 10:36 오후, Blogger Barbara said...

Wow..that totally happened to me last night!

 
At 10:37 오후, Blogger Barbara said...

what really scary....There has been a problem with bugs in my apt cmplex...ants and roaches mainly. I looked under my bed last night and found two dead roaches...I was feeling creepy crawlers on my skin for hours...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 
At 10:40 오후, Blogger Jes said...

That is gross. Seoul is full of roaches, I've seen them in my building but never actually in my apartment.

The strange thing is that they only scare me when I'm inside...I guess when I'm out I just expect to see them.

 
At 10:53 오후, Blogger Barbara said...

They fly too.....scared yet. Ick. TX roaches are large too but it's nothing compared to AZ. when I lived there...you had centipedes that you could stomp on 20 times and STILL not kill. We found a taratula(sp?) in our house once the size of ...I dunno it was friggin huge.

 
At 12:51 오전, Blogger Kate Michele said...

OMG It isn't just me!! Every now ang then I'll think I see bugs and its just lent or I'll think I see them crawling on the walls but theres nothing there it was just those black floties you get in your eyes when your tired....at least I do.....

LOL thats too funny though...you can never be to careful when it comes to asian bugs!!

 
At 2:59 오전, Blogger Paperback Writer said...

No, of course not. Why? Did someone say something?

 
At 6:04 오전, Anonymous 익명 said...

Do you have a flame thrower? Even though you don't have it, you can make it eaily. Then, you should excute a bunch of cockroachs. After some point, bugs will run away from your place. You must burn 'em all.

 
At 8:46 오전, Blogger Jes said...

Ummm...trust me, nobody wants me to be anywhere near a flame thrower!

 
At 8:54 오전, Blogger Barbara said...

Jes, i'm pondering a new word.."cocknoodle"..discuss

 
At 9:05 오전, Blogger Jes said...

Just saw it on your blog and went hysterical!! I think it's truly going to become my slogan!!!

 
At 10:22 오전, Blogger Osquer said...

LOL! You mean like that giant centipede on my carpet that turned out to be a scrap of the dog's eviscerated toy?

 
At 10:50 오전, Blogger Jes said...

The worst was one time when I picked up a piece of fuzz off our carpet, and it turned out to be a real bug. I've never screamed so loud in my life!

It's one of the few mistakes I've made that I won't be repeating!! :)

 

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