posted by Jes @ 02:45
02 2월 2006
Today has just been one of those days where nothing is falling into place. You know the kind where you spend 20 minutes looking for your car keys only to realize they were in your hand the whole time, take the extra trouble to dig out the travel mug for your coffee, then leave it on the kitchen counter anyway, etc., etc.? Today is like a bad version of opposites day for me. Everything is upside down, backwards, facing the wrong direction. Even the ghetto streets of Allentown were all one way when I needed to go in the other direction. I'm normally a pretty patient person, but lately I've been a little stressed/emotional so my patience level has totally reached it's breaking point. I feel like drinking, but it's only noon and that would make for a very long night indeed. Someone tell me a joke, say something funny, do something to cheer me up and get me out of this awful funk...
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30 Comments:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?
I know you love the corny jokes! I hope your day gets better! Heart you!
You fucking rock!!
Why was six afraid of seven? Cause seven eight nine.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Jes,
It's 5 o'clock somewhere have a shot..
this will make you laugh my daughter thinks Brownie is cute ! (she's 15)
keep her far far away...lol
I'm sorry BabyG, did you say laugh or throw up?
when i'm down I watch "Whose line is it anyway"...it's the no fail way to get a laugh outta me.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
CarGo Beep Beep!
Note to self: visit Texas in 2008.
I'd hate to break this to you Jes, but, BabyG's daughter is right... Brownie is cute, but his cuteness is no match for your fabulousness.
Oh My God!! I'm already having a shit day, and now you people are trying to make me sick on top of it! Why don't you all go to his blog, and tell him how fucking hot I am?!?
God, Kristy. Gross. I think that State College air must be getting to you. If you've been drinking the water out there, stop immediately.
Sorry, weak moment I guess. I have a Brita pitcher, but it must be filtering out the wrong stuff.
It's OK. Letitia Midmore didn't listen either when I tried to warn her.
This is funny as hell.
ya just don't tell Sarah she will kill me...lol
she did say he needed a hair cut
Sorry jes, just like with the brains, I got all the looks in the family. Hadn't heard LM's name in a LONG time, funny stuff.
Well, I wouldn't say you got ALL the looks. For being her brother, I am surprised you didn't know her middle name is Beautiful.
another victim i imagine, sorry brownie but Jes beat you in the looks dept, although your not bad looking for a cupcake.
What do air and sex have in common?
Both are not a big deal until you are not getting any.
Jes is pretty hot from what i can tell in pics, wish she would have had a better day on the way to Tex Mex then, I can say she is definitely hot.
Brownie's a Wanker
Jes, just checking out your blog. I would suggest watching yesterday's entry for a laugh. It's amazing what people put on the internet these days...
Thanks DOF! Haven't heard from you in awhile. And trust me...I'm definitely hot! ;)
hey your brother left an opening in Austin H3. You sure about this Korea thing? Of course I say this as I am watching the Korean film The Quiet Family.
A lady went into a butcher shop complaining about some hot dogs she had just bought. "The middle is meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends are sawdust!"
"Well," said the butcher. "These days it's hard to make ends meat."
Yeah, Jes. Wish you would've made it to Tex-Mex...my new roommate was no where near as hot as you!
Hope today is much better than yesterday. :)
I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
A 3-year -old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mama answered, "Not yet."
i heart you guys!
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