Tell me a story.
posted by Jes @ 16:42
07 1월 2008
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13 Comments:
There once was a girl who couldn't choose between an 08 Civic and an 08 Corolla...she ended up with a bike and a headache instead.
The End!
Once upon a time there was a little girl with lovely golden tresses...we'll call her Goldilocks. She spent about 3 months complaining to her friend that he never updated his blog until one day he finally took two days out of his busy schedule (which mainly consisted of tracking down Pop Tarts to feed Goldilocks) to update it with posts of what he had been doing over the past three months along with lovely professional-looking technicolour photos.
Being the great friend that Goldilocks was she immediately went to his blog and faithfully read each of the 20-odd posts in detail and left humourous comments on each. And she appreciated what a good friend he was for taking time out of his extremely busy life to write some blog posts to give her something to do on her half-day on Tuesday...
I can tell you the story of how Chief Shikellamy got his name if you want. It's because some crazy chick pushed him down a hill.
HAHAHAHA. So far, as much as I hate to admit it, Brownie is totally winning this story competition.
Boy meets girl. They have babies. They get old and die. The End.
I must say that you guys freaking SUCK ASS at telling stories. Where's the "Once upon a time..." opening? Where're the princesses and rainbows and unicorns and dragons and midgets and retards all frolicking together in a big, happy meadow, taking turns beating up hippies and clowns??? Gimme something, here! Sheesh.
Once upon a time...there was a princess who wouldn't stop talking, till she saw a unicorn bathed in the light of a rainbow. so she kicked her retarded midget, who fell on the dragon who was eating a clown, punched the hippie and then frolicked thru the big happy GAY meadow! happy you sappy ball of imagination!? :|
I bet they don't like this post either. :D I'll be so happy. hahaha
'Twas the night before Bliss,
Ever the princess, Jes wanted to
Look her best in her shortest dress
Let's hope she's wearing underwear!
Off she sashayed
Men for to meet...
Even though all at Bliss...
Shun fish for meat!
Alas, tonight she'll go home alone
Although, frankly recently,
Self-love's much more fun
Thanks to t'magic of her right mitt
Orgasm's a given, with left on tit
Really who could ask for more?
Yes, all you ladies, show men the
door!
Fucking blogger doesn't understand poetry and spacing...
HAHAHAHA!!! Thanks Paul. I hope one day your daughter is lucky enough to have such wonderful prose written in her honor! ;)
And Gaylord, I would never kick a midget. I mean...a princess who talks all the time would never kick a midget.
my bad. I guess you'd rather pile drive it. seeing as how princesses always talk about their mad wrestling skills!!! :D
or maybe you'd toss it! (insert joke here)
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