This is the kid who bit me today in class. Hard. Like, broke skin hard. He bit the back of my hand when I was trying to feed him a vegetable. Just goes to show you nothing good comes from eating healthy. I can't be too mad at him, though. I'd do the same thing to anyone who got near me with mayonnaise. Unless it was a hippie. Never bite a hippie. You might get some of their nasty, patchouli scented bacteria in your mouth, and everyone knows there's no cure for dirty hippies.
posted by Jes @ 23:39
8 Comments:
OH MY GOD!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE 30! YOU LOOK FANTABULOUS!!
I probably would of backhanded the kiddo...
Reflex.
Tony! Really??? You say the nicest things!!
Come on Trojan, he's 5 years old!
bt--that's not a picture of her, that's the kid!
jes, trojan is right, you should've smacked him
Did you bite him back?
He looks like he's just about to follow up with a haymaker to the groin...
5 years old? he should know better. you can't hit him, but maybe you should have fed him a mouthful of lime juice.
What Veg did you try to feed him?!
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