04 5월 2008

Stressed = Lists

Pay attention mofos...there'll be a quiz at the end.

01. Do you like blue cheese? I love it.

02. Have you ever smoked heroin? Uh...that would be a no.

03. Do you own a gun? Does a supersoaker count? I don't own a real gun, I have zero desire to own a real gun, but there are guns in my house and I feel like if they're here I should learn how to use/handle them properly. In the meantime I just stay away from that section of the closet. :) Besides, who needs a gun when you have a shank??

04. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? I've never been to a Sonic. Not sure what drinks they have or why I would need to add anything to them, but I'm kind of partial to Sprite or club soda with peach flavoring. Is that the kind of drinks they have at Sonic?

05. Do you get nervous before Doctor Appointments? Yes. I have a history of getting bad news at them.

06. What do you think of hot dogs? Yum. But only at the right time and place.

07. Favorite Christmas movie? I love Charlie Brown's Christmas. And, of course, A Christmas Carol.

08. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee. It's not so much a preference as an absolute necessity.

09. Can you do push ups? Yes

10. Age? 31

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? I don't really have one.

12. Favorite hobby? I don't really have one. I need one. Suggestions?

13. Favorite Actor? I like almost everything Johnny Depp has done.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? Nope, but I've been accused of having it. I can't help it - if something isn't interesting, then I'm just not interested. Ya dig?

15. What’s one trait you hate about yourself? Believe it or not, I actually used to be a pretty coordinated/graceful person. Then I had some pretty serious health issues and the coordination just never really came back. It takes me soooo much longer to do things that other people do super fast - like putting clothes on, tying my shoes, showering, getting into/out of vehicles. I walk slower than I used to. I trip and stumble often. I spill things a lot more than most people. Putting things together can be tricky. I usually don't mind so much when I'm alone...I've learned to manage my time differently, sometimes I find it humorous, and it was a nice - though forced - way to slow down my once very hectic pace of life. But it bothers other people, especially people who spend a lot of time with me. They get frustrated and yell at me, snap at me, shake their head, roll their eyes and give me that "Why can't you ever do anything right???" look. You'd think by now I'd be used to it, but it destroys me every time. I cry about their reactions when I'm alone, then tell myself I shouldn't take it personally, I won't get so upset next time...but then next time comes and I'm just as hurt. My second least favorite trait is my unusually high sensitivity level. If I wasn't so fucking sensitive I might not get so down when my friends make me feel like they're disappointed in me. God, that was a long rant. Is anyone still reading??? :)

16. Middle name? Erin

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment :

1. I'm hungry.
2. I'm a little bored.
3. I'm really hungry.

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday Hmmm...I don't think I bought a single thing yesterday. If I did I can't remember. How about today??? Here's 3 things I bought today...

1. garden supplies
2. new pillow
3. razors (yes, it's definitely time for me to shave my legs!!! TMI??)

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
1. Water
2. Coffee
3. Lemonade

20. Current worry? I wouldn't even know where to begin...

21. Current hate right now? Mayonnaise

22 Favorite place to be? In my happy place. :)

23. How did you bring in the New Year? With the kind of friends that everyone should be blessed enough to have, and with phone calls from a (once) very close male friend telling you the kind of things girls don't really like hearing from their close male friends. Sigh. You take the good with the bad, I guess.

24. Where would you like to go? Everywhere!!!!!

25. Name three people who will complete this?
Whoever wants to

26. Do you own slippers? No. I'd like a pair with frogs on them, though.

27. What shirt are you wearing? A black Southside Hash T shirt.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No.

29. Can you whistle? No

30. Favorite color? Blue

31. Would you be a pirate? I could definitely get down with the boats, rum, fashion, and language. And the looting/pillaging. But not the raping. And I tend to be fiercely loyal, so I'm not sure how I'd handle the whole mutiny thing, should it ever become an issue.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Return to Innocence, by Enigma, Catch My Disease, by Ben Lee, and Suddenly I See, by KT Tunstall have been the recent selections.

33. Favorite girl’s name? Don't really have any.

34. Favorite boy’s name? Don't really have any.

35. What is in your pocket right now? Nothing. But now I'm thinking of that Alanis Morrissette song...

36. Last thing that made you laugh? My roommate Josh throwing a pillow at my face while I was sleeping. It scared the shit out of me, so I think I probably screamed before I laughed.

37. Best bed sheets as a child? I can't remember any sheets I had as a child. I had a unicorn blanket that I loved.

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? Broken heart.

39. Do you love where you live? It's growing on me. I'd love it more if I had some friends here.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2

41. Who is your loudest friend? RL

42. How many dogs do you have? None. But Josh has one.

43. Does someone have a crush on you? I doubt it. None that I know of, anyway.

44. What is your favorite book? A Prayer For Owen Meany and The Physics of Superheroes. And Vernon God Little. And just about any travel book. And almost every issue of Outside magazine. I love to read.

45. Where were you born? In Pennsylvania.

46. What is your favorite candy? Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate

47. Favorite Sports Team? Which sport???

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Who cares?!? I'll be dead!

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Watching Batman Begins.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? I need to get laid/Where's the coffee?? (Again, TMI??)

11 Comments:

At 2:02 오후, Blogger Barbara said...

You're beautiful, funny and good people..nuff said.

 
At 3:32 오후, Blogger Jes said...

Thanks girl. I need(ed) some kindness. :)

 
At 3:33 오후, Blogger achilles3 said...

don't you dare fuck at home!

 
At 4:14 오후, Blogger crom said...

작성자가 댓글을 삭제했습니다.

 
At 6:08 오후, Anonymous 익명 said...

An update, finally!! I agree, it is hard to find good friends once you are out of college. I found the meaning of life the other day. It has zero meaning if you decide not to give meaning to it, and it has infinite meaning if you decide to give it a meaning. The common deominator? *You*!

 
At 6:11 오후, Anonymous 익명 said...

And your Freedom! OK, I am going back to bed. Enough of this non-sense.

 
At 3:17 오후, Anonymous 익명 said...

I'm glad I made the list! Good thing I'm not too sensitive ;)
Love ya Jessi.

 
At 11:49 오후, Blogger crom said...

geez. get back to work!!!

hahaha

thanks for the nursing skills, they've helped a lot. and the furniture putting together skills.

 
At 5:33 오전, Blogger sumatra22 said...

Jes, I love you, you're my best buddy! However, I'm a bit dissappointed in a two of your answers. # 1...um, coffee is a necessity...but you seemed to have forgotten the key ingredient my dear...BAILEYS! (I finished a bottle on Saturday and I'm going through w/drawel) and # 2...I'M YOUR LOUDEST FRIEND...NOT THIS RL PERSON! (sorry RL, I'm sure you're super loud too) OK, I feel better now! Do you? ARe you laughing? Are you wondering why I'm still typing? Huh, huh, huh?

Miss you!

 
At 11:36 오전, Blogger Jes said...

Achilles: Don't worry, I take pinky swears VERY seriously!!

Thanks Kiwi. I've missed your words of wisdom! :)

RL: I love love you! I'm already SUPER excited for our reunion!

Shut up Gaylord. Get off the internet and go finish washing the dishes. ;)

Steph: You just earned yourself the best bracelet EVER!!! And wait until you see what I'm mailing Edward...

 
At 11:37 오후, Blogger sumatra22 said...

You freakin' ROCK Jes Teisher! And I can't even imagine what you're mailing Edweird...I'm a bit nervous. I'll call you this weekend...PROMISE! (see, I'm still really loud!)

P.S. The Kids in the Hall...still hilarious...still sooo funny...and 'Buddy Cohl' referenced The Stonewall a few times. (but no girl drink drunk)

 

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