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I've been thinking about it for awhile, and I've decided that I really wanna hold a world record. You know, like be in The Guinness Book of World Records.Problem is, I don't really have any talent. And I'm a bit too lazy to obtain any athletic awards.
So I came up with a few things I thought I might be able to do, but it turns out that the records for those things might be a little tougher to beat than I had thought.
Did you guys know that the largest cheeseburger ever eaten was made with 8 lbs. of pre-cooked hamburger?? And, after it was cooked, plus cheese, bun, blah blah blah...it had a total mass of 11 lbs.??? I don't know if I could do that. But I'd like to try. I'd also like to point out that it was done in Pennsylvania. :)
And most cups of coffee drank in a day? Well, I couldn't find an actual number, but I saw reports of people who had drank 50 or 60 cups a day on a regular basis. I don't know if I could do that.
And that's it. 2 things I thought I kicked ass at, and it turns out my skills are way below average in both areas. But there's gotta be something...
Any ideas???
posted by Jes @ 08:20
28 Comments:
Set a record for the most hashes done in a year...........
I have a few really good ideas, but since your mom reads your blog your on your own. ;-)
I would whoop you in cheeseburger eating or coffee drinking.
As if. You couldn't whoop your way out of a paper bag.
TXIH 2008!!!! Cheeseburger eating and coffee drinking competition!!!! It's on....you guys want a cage to make it official (cage match)? Yes? Okay, cool. :D
Loser has to serve me beer all weekend....I mean, you gotta have a punishment, right?
Cage Match 08! I'll be there with my trusty camera! Now who has the camcorder??
I know! Challenge at the PC! Clean Plate Club Cheeseburger contest. That would rock! I think brownie puked last time before CoTex.....
I'm in!
And Gaylord...why would Brownie be serving YOU beer all weekend?!?!?
What do I get when I kick his ass?
you get to serve me...................beer! :D
oh wait..you said, when you win....uh....I'll have to go thru the contract negotiations for "cage match" victory prizes. I'll get back to ya!
I like how you've managed to make this all about you!! I'M THE ONE WHO WANTS A RECORD IN SOMETHING!!!!
;)
OH!!!!, you'll be setting a record alright!!!!! :D
What's the PC???
I ate oreos until I puked before...guess I can do the same with cheeseburgers...
The Purple Castle! If you clean your plate, you get a sticker. Their servings are huge!!
Before cotex last year, he and a NM hasher both ordered this big double cheeseburger and fries...watching them try to finish hurt my belly...
Find a record to do with sloth...if you wanna come to the football let me knowit's on wednesday at Sangam at 8pm
For the record, I did not puke, BBC did. I believe I remain the only person to ever order a double bacon cheeseburger and get the clean plate club sticker without puking.
I notice you're avoiding the challenge. Scared?!? Chiiickeeen????
((picture me dancing around my room like a chicken, making chicken noises at you...))
WOH!! Duuuude!!! That's like triple dog dare stuff right there!!!! Kinda like letting someone call you a pansy who can't run a 1 mile trail.
Dude, you don't want to chicken out and lose by default, and then have to fetch me beer all weekend, do you? :D
Oh yeah, brownie ALMOST puked. The other guy did only after looking inside the disgusting toilet in brownie's backyard. PC is in CO Springs so you can challenge when you visit, But I doubt wanker is coming to TXIH...he sounds scared!!!
WHAT!?!??! NOT COMING TO TXIH!!!!!
I wonder what the guiness book of world records is, for most comments left on one blog entry!? :D
Don't steal my thunder, dude. It's not cool.
Besides, I can out-talk you anyday! You'll be sound asleep and I'll still be chatting away!
I'd do something really stupid like the record for the longest fruit loop necklace ever created:P
THAT IS A FANTASTIC IDEA!!!!!!!!
Trojan's idea is good! Somewhat related, I just had a vision of the largest cotton candy in the world. Don't know about eating one.
if none of these other ideas work, there is always the most consecutive korean english classes taught in a row.
I figured I'd state the obvious and I'd be willing to bet it wouldn't be a highly sought after record, so title retention would be in your favor
most blog comments about your ineptitude ;-)
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