Ha!
Not telling who said these gems:1 month in a retirement home??? That's, like, 200 boys in Thailand!!! (in regards to caring for our parents)
I prefer alcohol...it's slipped more boys into bed than KY ever has!!!! (in regards to...well, you figure it out!)
HAHAHA!!!:
Joel: I can't believe you're still single!
Me: I'm slightly cross-eyed and I have a lisp!! Of course I'm single!
Joel: hahahahaha! I didn't see you there cause one eye was looking out the window, and the other was looking at the bartender! And, I was drooling the whole time!
It goes downhill from there.
I'm drunk, posting from a bar...
posted by Jes @ 22:19
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Are you in bliss? Tell Teddy he has to start paying me commission for all the business I've thrown his way....and you should probably take a cut of that too for taking me there in the first place
Your spelling is quite good for being drunk.
you're crosseyed too? aw, what the hell?! hahaha
Paul: We started at Wolfhound, then went to Bliss. Which you would already know had you responded to my text. Fucker!
Jen: I remember typing being an enormous effort.
GLF: shuTIT!!! I'm still hot!
Just getting you back for all the times you've ignored my texts!!! Anything on tonight?
Nothing tonight...Joel and I are having a slumber party. ;)
I'll be out tomorrow night, though.
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