Walk It Off!!
Friday night I headed down to the Dream EZ for some makkolli with RL. While we were in her apartment I pointed at something across the room and - no lie - SHE RAN EYE FIRST INTO MY FINGER!!!! Fucking retard. So I helped out as best I could...you know, by asking if she was OK and taking pictures of her rolling around the floor in agony. Luckily, it does not appear that this injury will affect her career as the world's hottest Eastern European Supermodel.

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You didn't even give me my cup of makkoli while I was writhing in agony!! I could've walked it off if I'd had my makkoli in hand!
What's the big silver ball for?
humping.
I knew it!
Seriously, haha, NO SERIOUSLY!!!
Makoli = WHAT?!!???
I am vegetable, fish, seafood (why is this a different category than fish...all the same squuigy flavor to me), GREEN VEGETABLE, .....
FUCKING ALLERGIC~~~~~~~~~~
ok i'm a liar. i'm not allergic, but can't eat the stuff anyway. same difference,
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