Hey Dad, There's Not One Curse Word in This Post!!
So as of today, I have 7 days left until the big THREE ZERO. Yup, next Thursday I will be 30 years old. I can't imagine I'm going to wake up feeling any different on that day, but I'm still starting to freak out a little. So help me out....tell me what's cool about 30 by completing this sentence...The cool thing about being 30 is____________________________.
posted by Jes @ 15:08
21 Comments:
I could give you words of wisdom however I'm going to give it to you straight..especially if you plan on spending any time with Rachel Lynn after you turn 30. Everyone you know will remind you that you indeed are fucking old. They're not just giving you a hard time. This in fact is true. You are old. Once you get over that 30 is pretty fucking great! Make sure you do something memorable though on your 30th. I still have scars from mine!
Umm...I was hoping for a simple game of "Complete the sentence!" And for something a little more positive!!! Jesus Shells!
...about being 30 is: Wow, so much to say..& so little space. For starters(& who can say enough good things about Starters !), you now have 10,957 days to reflect positively on to maximize..and LIVE the shit out of !!..the one you're currently living! Each one is an amazing GIFT ! -and it gets better from here ! Keep on Living, Loving, Learning and Growing, girl ! cjb (P.S. Certain days you have to look a little harder for the Good stuff -but it's always there ! ;-)
Love you too Jes! xoxox
... it's a whole new decade to let The Lord into your life...
The cool thing about being 30 is....you only have to wait about 30 more years to start hashing with Rumson..
SJ - That must be why the Jehovah's have been all over my ass lately!!!
QNL - HAAAAA!!! It'll be hard to top that one!
Thanks Charlie...looking forward to seeing you next week!!!
You can use your age as an excuse for not getting someone a b-day present. When's your birthday again?
The cool thing about being 30 is you can bully people in their 20's.
Oh, silly physicist...I'm a lover, not a fighter!!!
The cool thing about being 30 is;
1. People can now say "Wow, you look HOT for your age!"
2. R-E-S-P-E-C-T .Korean custom - your younger friends must respect your needs first and do what you tell them.
3. You are at the youngest of your age group again.
4. You are having way more fun at 30 than 99% of the 20 somethings.
5. BTW -you are way HOT for your age!!
Thanks TG! I like numbers 2 and 5!! :)
. . . . we get to get wayyyyy drunker than usual to celebrate your last weekend as a 20 and then next weekend too for your first weekend as a 30 and duhhh we are going the freakin' Jeju!!!!!!
Sweet! Best sentence completion ever!!!!!
The cool thing about being 30 is. . .
... you can fly. Yes, it's true. When certain people turn thirty, all they have to do is flap their arms real hard and whoosh! up into the air you go. Coming down is a bit of a problem that doesn't get solved until 40 though.
... (for women) you're one year closer to your sexual peak, which rocks. (sadly, for men, they're one more year past theirs.)
...cheese tastes better.
...you can use that "wow, I'da never guessed you were over 25" thing to your utmost advantage.
...that you LIVED to 30 so far.
is that you have less self doubt and more female mysticism aka Chutzpuh!
Well..that is the idea anyway, think i'm behind the curve a bit.
I haven't found anything cool about it yet, except I constantly want to have sex.
Anyway, i really need to work on getting your present in the mail. i think it might be a bit late.
The cool thing about being 30 is you don't have to worry about turning 30 any more... (from someone that turned 30 in June)
Refer back to the Life of Brian and 'Always look on the bright side of life sweesoo sweesoo sweesoo sweesoo sweesoo...'
btw I can't believe you've never been to Pukhansan...drag rachel lynn along as she seems into hiking, it's well worth it but make sure you go the day after it's rained heavily so you can actullay see back into Seoul.
So, an ideal couple is 18 y.o. male and 31 y.o. female. Didn't know that.
The good thing about 30 is that you're one year closer to social security benefits, AARP, Depends and Viagra...well maybe not viagra.
Happy 6th Annual 24th Birthday!
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