Deeper Shade Of Seoul: Hmmm...

14 11월 2006

Hmmm...

My friend Stephanie just sent this to me. She found it on Atown's craigslist, and is insisting it's from one of the losers I've dated. I doubt it since (1) everything is spelled correctly, and (2) no one back home calls me Jessica. But it gave us a good laugh. I took out the "Reply to" part cause I don't trust my jackass friends.

Jessica

Reply to:
Date: 2006-11-06, 4:00PM

I will always love you. The stars may never align, but that wont stop my heart from wanting you. I will never hold you, but you will always hold my heart.

18 Comments:

At 9:15 오전, Barbara said...: Awe...one of your many groupies?
At 9:49 오전, sumatra22 said...: I think it's her. I think the loser who wrote it is trying to impress her by using her full name. (which further proves it must be one of her ex's b/c we all know that would not impress her!)
At 1:38 오후, 익명 said...: Wow, that's enough to make me wanna puke!
At 3:12 오후, 익명 said...: Cute!
At 4:22 오후, SJ said...: They're writing about a calf
At 6:01 오후, RLB said...: is that the kind of thing you'd spot and reply to?
At 6:04 오후, RLB said...: PS it's missing an apostrophe.
At 6:09 오후, Shells Bells said...: grosse
At 11:46 오후, sumatra22 said...: Hey Video X...did we date a lot of the same people? (only my guy was missing only half of a tooth, not the whole thing!)
At 3:50 오전, sumatra22 said...: oh, lists are good! sadly I don't think there is enough time in a day/paper in my office to come up with one now...a work in progress!
At 8:09 오전, Jes said...: I may not have you guys beat when it comes to quantity, but in quality (or should I say LACK of quality) I definitely take first place!!! And for proof I offer you one word...EVILbrad.
At 9:29 오후, 익명 said...: Give the poor bastard back his heart Jes....
At 9:33 오후, Jes said...: QNL - maybe it was you who posted this??? You're probably the only person I've ever dated that could spell and properly use the word 'align,' and I know how much you like Craigslist...
At 11:01 오후, sumatra22 said...: Jes, this brings up a good point regarding QNL...but EvilBrad was a decent speller...and understood alignment in a mathematical sense...who was it? Is it brad...or is QNL posing as EvilBrad???

an unsolved mystery!
At 11:11 오후, 익명 said...: How else can I meet someone for "casual encounters?"
At 11:16 오후, Jes said...: oh.my.god.

i feel a little sick.

You better not take any skanks in my bedroom. OR ON MY COUCH!!!!
At 11:35 오후, sumatra22 said...: fear not Jes, if QNL is posting casual encounters your furniture is safe. I think the meeting place is near the dumpsters behind Playtime Boutique on Lehigh St....I thought I saw the jeep parked there the other night...
At 4:52 오후, 익명 said...: P.S. everyone... I have two missing front teeth! Have any of you dated me before. I mean I got them fixed in a day both the times I lost them and I am totally sure that I haven't dated either of you, but could we please pretend for shits and giggles.